With all the H1N1 going around...I saw a news article about a shortage of hand sanitizer and that people should not be hording it. This really pisses me off!!! Are you kidding? Hand sanitizer? Just go wash your fucking hands.
Why isn't there a shortage of hand soap? Get your hands wet, squirt some soap on them, rub rub rub, rinse. See all that dirt that is mixed in with the soap...and when you rinse it goes down the drain.
Now, consider hand sanitizer...squirt some on your hands and rub it in. Where did the dirt go? It is STILL THERE!!! It doesn't just disappear. Consider this...you just took a big messy shit...while whipping your ass, your finger pokes through...now you have shit finger. You gunna use some hand sanitizer on that!!!
All those hand sanitizer users...bunch of fucktards....