Hand sanitizer

With all the H1N1 going around...I saw a news article about a shortage of hand sanitizer and that people should not be hording it. This really pisses me off!!! Are you kidding? Hand sanitizer? Just go wash your fucking hands.
Why isn't there a shortage of hand soap? Get your hands wet, squirt some soap on them, rub rub rub, rinse. See all that dirt that is mixed in with the soap...and when you rinse it goes down the drain.
Now, consider hand sanitizer...squirt some on your hands and rub it in. Where did the dirt go? It is STILL THERE!!! It doesn't just disappear. Consider this...you just took a big messy shit...while whipping your ass, your finger pokes through...now you have shit finger. You gunna use some hand sanitizer on that!!!
All those hand sanitizer users...bunch of fucktards....

Toilet Doilies

I was at work the other day and I had to take a shit. As I was struggling to give birth to this turd, someone went into the stall next to me. First thing the dumb ass did was grab one of those paper toilet doilies. Poor little bastard was afraid to have his tushie touch the toilet seat.... This really pisses me off! Did this ignorant fuck really think that the tissue paper thin “protector” was going to make any bit of sanitary difference. If I can see through one of these things, then germs can literally run through them.

If this pecker is afraid to let his ass touch a toilet seat, then there is no way this guy eats pussy. I wonder if he has a little paper doilie to line his lovers crotch. He surely wouldn't want his face to have skin to cunt contact. When he is done, does he lather his tongue with hand sanitizer?

Changing Lanes

I am getting ready to change lanes while driving...I look over my shoulder...put my blinker on...an the a-hole in the lane next to me speeds up and then hangs in my blind spot! That really pisses me off!!! What kind of sick joy do people feel when they do this. It is like some unwritten prick rule of the road that says, don't let someone change lanes when they want/need to.
I would just love to have a pop up turret on my car. As soon as someone does this, the turret would pop up and a remote control paint ball gun would be at my command....

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